Crock Pot 

Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.

Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.

Crock Pot by TerritheMILF January 22, 2011

Crock Pot Pussy 

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

Crock Pot Pussy by ish-mael October 28, 2016

crock of crap 

Jim's attempt to intimidate.

Jim thinks he's going to be win the biggest loser but in fact his trash talk is a crock of crap.

crock of crap by trespalms August 8, 2014

crock pot 

A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.

How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!

crock pot by frankieeee September 23, 2006

Crock Pot 

When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.

"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.

Crock Pot by BigFellow2010 November 8, 2009

crock block

To keep on hand pamphlets from the varying fringe religions so when they come to the door you can counter them.

There were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, so I crock blocked them with the Book of Mormon.

crock block by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

crock pot 

To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.

Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.

crock pot by jfxj67 August 5, 2010