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The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering
Quotes:
"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck
"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar
"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa
"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker
"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik
"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering
Quotes:
"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck
"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar
"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa
"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker
"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik
"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey
Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?
Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob
Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof
Person B starting to cry: ...Yep
Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob
Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof
Person B starting to cry: ...Yep
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