Brown Critter

The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.

"Last night was awesome. I totally gave her a Brown Critter."

by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013

critter hearted

A SFW headspace where people pretend to be a domestic pet for a short period of time, they often cosplay the animal by putting on ears, a collar and playing the role of the animal by barking, meowing or even mooing and eating the foods the animal would. This is similar to kinning the animal.

''Why were you barking in your room?''

''I'm critter hearted''

by Mariibeary May 15, 2021

crotch critters

Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.

crotch is itchy

by Judy February 02, 2004

crotch critters

Children, especially unpleasant ones.

Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 16, 2006

Curb Critter

Curb Critter is usally a meber of the Gutter rat family. They live in mommas basement, Wack off to much. Have no life education nor income. They live off the crumbs of the poor. And lie endlessly. If you see a Curb Critter squash it it carrys all the dangers of bad hygine. If they breed kill the off spring they are all interbreed.

Curb Critters are rat like critters but very filthy!

by Ruthless one July 28, 2011

zipper critter

A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.

Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.

Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.

by Torbert July 06, 2018

critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.

After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.

by g3money May 24, 2011