critterman

an asshole with a loud ass squated shitbox

“that truck sounded like thunder; it must’ve been a critterman”

by sugarmotherfuckingtits October 17, 2020

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

Cristen

that all around cool dude that your life would be incomplete without

Cristen can be a guy's name too

by blankman536 February 3, 2010

cristina ferreira

Its a bitch

Oh look, another Cristina Ferreira!!

by j7j11 June 30, 2016

Cristina Sanchez

Crsitina has no heart or feelings, she's socially awkward. Is the biggest nerd, loves to laugh and loves dogs, and loves to eat food... then complains on how much she ate. the bestest friend you could ever have... and the most awkward.

you: "Cristina, you're ugly!"
cristina sanchez: "Yeah?! well, your mom!"

by Melznasttttyyyyyyy March 27, 2017

cristina maseda

Is the most pretty girl in the world, she is so athlete and also she is very good in volleyball. All the people want to be like her because is so beautiful and kind with others, she always like to help others that need it. She is the best girl in the world. Also she like that her friends tell her "Cristy" she don't like that they tell her "Cris"

BRO...I will like to be such as Cristina Maseda

by Alejandro Lopez Garcia January 8, 2018

Crisdeana

Crisdeana is a girl who is always hungry and vv popular :) she always wants chips

Omg crisdeana is coming bring out your chips

by Uhahahoe November 21, 2019