cribriform hymen

A hymen that is perforated like a knife in butter (or, perhaps more easily understood, the lid of a salt pot) due to repeated attempted penetration by a small chinese penis (not a big, dinosauric, E.T.D american penis). More widly found with china's economic surge

I would never touch Katherine Kuhlman's cribriform hymen with my retarded brothers cock, since its been divided into little pieces by a small pack of determined, underdeveloped chinese men.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Criberuh

The hottest man on the world;, an absolute chad gamer sex man.

Discord server: *talking normally*
Criberuh: *types*
Everyone: IMG HE IS SO HOT AWOOGA AWOOGA *eyes pop out* HUMANA HUMANA HUMANA *tounge rolls out* AWOOOOOOOOOOO

by Criberuh March 9, 2021

crober

a term for people who enjoy activities sober, and take their soberness to an elevated state; exact opposite of crunk

Yo man, we're about to get mad crober. I'm bringin a bunch of soda and water.

by King Crober October 21, 2010

criders

A place where men are men, and the sheep are scared.

The only things you need in Criders are Velcro gloves and tall rubber boots. ;)

by biscuit_ehhh July 6, 2009

Town Crier

A gullible person on a social networking site like facebook who updates their status with messages telling other people to read, copy and post the same message them selves.
This is done because they believe that if they do not, something bad will happen, although this is almost certainly untrue.

Person 1: "Facebook will become a paysite from August first! Post this message in your status. If enough people do it, the staff will change their mind."

Person 2: "Oh gee, another Town Crier."

by Amphibiot November 3, 2009

criter

A creative writer, in abbreviated form, should read criter surely. I mean, take the Cr (in creative) & add iter (from writer) and we have criter. Most of us prefer to simplify the english language in any case, with less characters. We live in an age where less is more, so the more we can reduce words and time the better. For your consideration. Thank you :)

I know a criter who can help you out .. she works for a publishing company and runs her own business. She also doesn't see the point in using more words/characters than our language requires. Time is money after all. The more characters and words is is often not worth the time in this day and age.

by Criter dot com May 29, 2018

cryberg

when you're name is karen and you're a j00 and you cry about soccer stars.

"STFU CRYBERG...i don't wanna here your whining."

by smithelous January 27, 2004