Creaning

kicking a player off the team.

See also: Spring Creaning: the annual creaning that takes place in spring to make room for more players.

Once again, Crean's season is over before the NCAA tournament begins. Looks like it is time for spring creaning. Better tell his players to start looking for back up plans in case they get spring creaned.

by IU SPAStastic August 4, 2009

Reaching for top shelf

When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.

Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.

Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"

Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"

by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019

fanny clenching

When a women watches either a really scary film or a bit in a film which has a tense or climatic part to it, tends to clench her fanny together tight from excitment and nerves. The women may also squeeze her thighs tighly and also her asre cheeks too.

' Oh my god i couldnt keep still watching that film, it was so fanny clenching'

by Carina Crolla May 13, 2005

whats cracking

Form of "What's Up".

What's crackin' home nugget?

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

cracking a fat

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

Cracking egg

When a trans person realizes that they are trans.

Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?

by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022

cracking up

laughing mad hard. Almost to the point of crying. Laughing you split ends off. more than giggleing or laughing

Guy 1: hey, whats wrong wiff aly?

Guy 2: Oh we where talking about how disgusting Michelle's nose is and then she started cracking up

by Petrusha July 1, 2008