by crimson scorch November 19, 2006
The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.
Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
by el_yotcho January 03, 2007
by crayonwhore August 26, 2010
A condition of baffling immaturity. Someone who just cannot let go of something and grow up. The term comes from the hypothetical situation of someone who has had their crayon stolen in the 2nd grade and they haven't gotten over it since.
The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.
Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.
The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.
Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017
Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
by idontknowmuch March 10, 2017
A blue crayon is a part of a pack of red and purple, they always stick together 💜💙❤️ A blue crayon is smart and beautiful 💖
by Nomi March 27, 2017