messy crayon

to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.
samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.
by crimson scorch November 19, 2006
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crayon effect

The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.

Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
"Why aren't you sitting down?"
"I had the crayon effect earlier today, and it hurts like hell."
by el_yotcho January 03, 2007
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crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.
Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.
by crayonwhore August 26, 2010
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crayon complex

A condition of baffling immaturity. Someone who just cannot let go of something and grow up. The term comes from the hypothetical situation of someone who has had their crayon stolen in the 2nd grade and they haven't gotten over it since.

The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.

Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.
I can't believe he still brings that up, he has such a crayon complex.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen
Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white
by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017
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Poop Crayon

Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"
by idontknowmuch March 10, 2017
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Blue crayon

A blue crayon is a part of a pack of red and purple, they always stick together 💜💙❤️ A blue crayon is smart and beautiful 💖
O my gosh that girl is such a blue crayon
by Nomi March 27, 2017
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