craplord

a person who has a natural inclination to spend his time in the bathroom

A: get out, you craplord, i wanna crap as well
B: no

by steelord March 27, 2007

A Cardboard-Box

a small apartment, house, or trailor that is in very poor condition. usually in poor neighborhoods and large cities.

you don't want to come to my house, it's a cardboard box.

by jmv September 14, 2005

lemon cardboard

To truly show someone that they love you and want to oh you know

Aye I wanna lemon cardboard with {insert name here}

by Jahseh Onfrowy May 29, 2019

Cardboard Kitty

A prank which involves cutting out a kitty shape from a piece of cardboard, (often a pizza box) gluing on tinfoil "eyes" and propping it up in the middle of a street at night. The "Kitty" will appear real to anyone driving towards it, and will inevitably cause an entertaining reaction. The prankster hides out nearby, waiting to see their victim's reaction. Although potentially hilarious, this prank is also extremely dangerous.

I got cardboard kitty-ed driving home last night! I nearly drove into a ditch. Stupid kids!

by lyjoek February 28, 2011

Cardboard Wipe

The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.

We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe

by Logano April 9, 2015

Cardboardia

Cardboardia is the spiffiest forum ((*cough* Cult.)) ever. It was made for a place to talk about The Pencil Show and ask stolen Lord of the Rings characters questions. It's predecesors were the Green Pub and the EzBoard Pub. The members are extremely close and incredibly insane. Fanboys are an endangered species, thus there is Immortality Spray in CBia (abbr. for Cardboardia). *glomp*

*subliminal message* Buy tprte or Kyo will eat your firstborn child!

*flyingtackleglompswitha24hourfireworksdisplay*

"You may now... kiss the bridge!"

Chris Podima: Mmm...white wine.

Random CBian: Keru makes pie.
Keru Yakawashi: ¬_¬ I don't make pie.

Fire: Three arms, triple the pleasure!

Galadriel: *flies in* Would you like some cheese? *flies out*

by Fire January 24, 2004

crappard

A way to describe someone being undescribably crap.

"yeah, stop being a crappard."

by alexandrawrx April 24, 2009