crackstanker

A little shit whose drunk all the time

Ah chris stop being a crackstanker

by Crackstanker January 25, 2021

Crankshawed

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart

I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me

by Dave The Meme King September 7, 2022

crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025

Cajun Crankshaft

Throwing creole seasoning in a woman's eyes, slapping her in the face, then fucking her in the ass with Cajun sauce on your dick.

I got served a restraining order from a girl I picked up last week because I gave her a Cajun Crankshaft.

by Ohshitpete July 4, 2023