Breakfast Coupon Shuffle

Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.

That guest was pissed dawg...pulled the ol' breakfast coupon shuffle and she was fine.

Breakfast Coupon Shuffle by T and D Associates August 21, 2008

Dead Dad Coupon 

A term used to excuse inappropriate behavior that would otherwise be punished or to receive goods or services for free following the death of one's mother or father.

"You can't go outside and smoke up instead of helping with the cleaning."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."

"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."

Dead Dad Coupon by xteri December 28, 2009

covid coupon 

the deep discounts or free services offered by retailers, websites, telecom providers, or restaurants in response to the global pandemic CoVID-19. the covid coupon may also take the form of a deferred payment, such as insurance, credit card or car loans. all in an effort to generate revenue while the quarantine/lockdown persists and help consumers in times of financial or health crises and mass unemployment.

pornhub encourages you to stay home with a covid coupon for free premium during the quarantine.
doordash has a covid coupon for free deliveries on saturdays this month.

covid coupon by lunamar April 15, 2020

Expired Coupon 

When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.

Why does the expired coupon keep moving furniture into the hallway? It's a fire hazard.

Expired Coupon by Senor Bunluv February 4, 2023

No nut November coupon 

There shall be no such thing. The counsel shall not tolerate such madness. Why is there a point of having a No Nut November when you have the opportunity to have a sweet release. If you use this you shall be punished if you are caught. We are Man the superior beings not pussies using coupons.

DefinitionNo Nut November coupon is a coupon having the opportunity to have a sweet release that will not be tolerated by the counsel

No nut November coupon by The Counsel November 1, 2021

sexual coupon 

what the fuck do you think a sexual coupon is?

For my birthday, my girlfriend got me a sexual coupon for 20% off. I don't know what the fuck that means though

sexual coupon by mr. koch October 14, 2011

sex coupon 

That book your girlfriend makes you with sex coupons that when you try to use them all they she tells you to fuck off.

Me-"Yeah, can I use that sex coupon for one free BJ right now" GF-"Nope, fuck off asshole"

sex coupon by racer76916 November 26, 2009