Jay Cutler

See crybaby

Former Denver Broncos quarterback, he threw a big fit and demanded a trade when he found out new head coach Josh McDaniels was planning on replacing him with Matt Cassel.

Jay Cutler is extremely athletic but him and Kyle Orton are statistically the same. I don't know why Bears fans think he's the second coming or whatever.

by katie was here July 18, 2009

20% Cooler

Used by the tomboyish pony Rainbow Dash in the episode "Suited for Success" of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, it is often used by bronies to refer to something that is not cool enough.

Coolness levels can only be raised in increments of 20%, thus things can be 20, 40, 60, etc percent cooler.

Can be used to refer to temperature as well.

Example 1

Guy 1: Yo man check out Black Ops' gameplay, its amazing!

Guy 2: Meh, its ok, needs to be about 20% cooler.

Example 2

CNN reporter: The reactors are still overheating and an effort is being made to cool them.

Couch potato: Hmm they need to be about 20% cooler.

by xlXEROHOURlx June 2, 2011

Cutlery

Getting the 'Cutlery' (Fork, Spoon, Knife). loose terms for a night out.

Getting Forked (fucked, drunk), getting Spooned (sexual act, having sex), getting knifed (starting/getting involved in a fight)

X: dude, what'd you get up to last night
Y: Aw, I got the cutlery mate
X: What happened?
Y: well I was in town, absolutely pissed, get a bit jiggy with this chick, then her boyfriend shows up 'n' starts a fight
X: whada cunt
Y: 's what I told him...

by Lazmatazz November 8, 2009

cooler than the other side of the pillow

This phrase is an adjective used to describe someone who's demeanor is so cool that if you don't like them, there is something wrong with you; a literal description based on waking up at night, flipping your pillow, and the coolness making you feel so good you fall back to sleep.

Chris? Oh that dude is the shit! He's cooler than the other side of the pillow.

by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008

cooler than the other side of my pillow

Something that is cool, neat, or nifty.

Ever notice how when you sleep with a pillow, that if your neck gets hot you can just flip your pillow over and the other side feels cooler than the side you were previously laying on?

Wow I really like that new tractor you got there, Bob! That thing is cooler than the other side of my pillow!

by stuff-i-learnt September 8, 2008

ghetto cooler

(n.) plain brown paper bag used to cover an alcohol container. Often used to consume alcohol in public where open containers are illegal.

I'm gonna put my fo'ty in a ghetto cooler so the cops don' bust me.

by MDM September 3, 2005

Polish Cooler

A plastic bag one my use to carry any beer or liquid that a person might proceed to drink in the following night.

Connor: Fuck, why did we get rid of the case? now we have nothing to carry are beer in when we go out.

Babs: Don't worry, i got a polish cooler in the impala that we can use.

by apollotheapache November 2, 2010