castigate

verb. a popular combination of castrate and investigate.

Your girlfriend is going to be so pissed you didn't call her back, she's going to castigate you!!!

by PirateK April 1, 2010

Constibater

Someone who is sits on the toilet constipated while masturbating.

Last night i was a total constibater.

by shineypoo January 26, 2010

Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 4, 2005

constipated whale

a wale that has sever digustional problems or a very stinky Ian

that whale is a constipated whale

by Shea&Dee April 10, 2013

constipated sugar

aka a marshmellow

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?

by bluliqdsurfergrl April 29, 2003

Constipate

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

Codstipated

The act of being constipated due to holding in a poop because you were playing cod.

Dude, I had to drop some dumpage while playing cod but I was 23-3 so i held it in. Now i have been codstipated since my first prestige.

by repthe406 February 19, 2011