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imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.
"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"
by pederast December 26, 2008
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Inmaculate Conception

When a really religious girl gets pregnant at a young age and is forced by her father to keep the child and marry the babby daddy.
"I forgot to pullout so now her father is forcing me into an inmaculate conception"- babby daddy
by Silent do(your mom) good August 29, 2016
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concepting

Process whereby ideas are generated for the purpose of creatively solving a problem.
"The team set aside some time for concepting in order to flush out some plausible directions."
by conceptingisaword February 14, 2012
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immaculate conception

one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on
One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.
by dionys May 14, 2006
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Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.
Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."
by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014
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Myth-conception

1. The intentional ignorance of facts and outright statements of intention in lieu of what the media and other misinforming sources have convinced one to believe without hard evidence.

2. Widely held and promoted conceptualizations that have no basis in reality when hard evidence is analyzed.
True universal health care reform as the basis for the actual health care bill is a gross myth-conception propagated in general by masses of sheeple.

The Divinity implicit in nature has been brushed aside by those with the myth-conception that Creationism only entails myth-information unrelated to science.
by coffeetalk March 24, 2010
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conception chicken

Conception Chicken is a game of sorts, in which a man and a woman decide not to use birth control and have unprotected sex and see who suggests using the morning after pill first.
My girlfriend and I decided to play conception chicken. She threw away her birth control today!
by chipmunk56 November 21, 2019
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