Coronaboner

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

Coronabod

Out of shape due to gyms closing during the coronavirus pandemic

Oh my God did you see the coronabod on him? Looks like he got a few years head start.

by Abbintheatl March 21, 2020

Coronaroamers

Selfish knobheads flouting isolation rules related to Covid-19 as they think the rules don't apply to them.

See those Coronaroamers down the park with their mates again last night. Twats.

by Hoodie1878 March 26, 2020

Coronadating

To date while the Coronavirus pandemic is in full force. Via the phone, video chat, longwalks in the park no closer closer than 6 feet apart.

We started Coronadating, but I really cant wait to actually meet up and smash her box...

by SlevinCallebra March 26, 2020

Coronaloner

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.

Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020

CoronaHolic

What you turn into from drinking so much during “Stay at Home Orders” from the government. It’s devastating affects on the psyche demand more alcohol for the brain to cope.

I’ve had to stay home so long. I worry so much. I drink to cope with it all. I think I am a CoronaHolic..

by Sparkdog May 23, 2020

Coronadultery

When someone doesn't wear a mask or practice social distancing as they promised their significant other they would do.

Anthony: Did you wear a mask when you went out, like you promised you would do?
Tiffani: No, I did not wear a mask and I didn't practice social distancing. I guess I committed coronadultery.

by Gutir July 3, 2020