constipation

Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck

I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 14, 2004

emotionally constipated

the extreme inability to handle or process any emotions.

This girl I knew was so emotionally constipated, she couldn't even cry.

by ChrisSBU November 8, 2008

Constipissing

When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate

Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(

by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010

constipated rock

Alternative 90's and later rock music wherein the band's lead singer constantly sounds like he's pinching a cement loaf. First made popular by Bruce Springsteen, later adapted by Top 40 crackers like Nickelback and Three Days Grace.

"Hey, did you hear that new Chad Kroeger song?"
"No way, I can't stand that constipated rock. He sounds like he needs a stool softener!"
"Well, it's still better than screamo"

by Prof. Wreck July 20, 2007

constripulos

underachiever; also to use words in the wrong context.

You are so irritatingly constripulos.

by Michael Johnson September 1, 2003

coonstripes

Scene kids Get coonstripes in there hair in all range of colors. The typical colors are pink, teal, platnum blonde or black.
Coonstripes or coons, are when you get a clump of your hair and stick cellotape around sections, leaving gaps inbetween the cellotape pieces.
you then get the brightly colored hairdye, and put it in the gaps, not on the tape.
leave for about 20 minutes and then rinse hair from the bottom, removing the tape as you make your way up.
Leaving a racoon tail style effect on your hair.

OMFGZZZZ I GOTZ COONSTRIPES .
I'm scene so i'm going to get myself cooned.

by Bethanyy January 12, 2008

consqripted

really bad roblox obby player

woah consqripted beat bluestification and citadel of void and tower of elongated runs and tower of astronomically aimless annoyances and obelisk of impossible difficulty chart and clouds on ipad omz !!!!!!!
yeah but he sucks
good point

by triangleMaybe March 4, 2021