poo cooked in pee

Inspired by ceviche, this regional delicacy comes from Mendocino and Humboldt counties, California. The acids in urine slowly cook solid feces, tenderizing and removing fecal pathogens.

As the name suggests, poo is steeped in pee for an extended period of time, until the poo becomes golden-pee-brown in color. Traditionally served with oyster crackers, corn, or pickled ham.

Tonight, we're serving poo cooked in pee!

by sincinnatti July 28, 2011

Coose

noun.
Of the female gender. The ultimate insult to that sex. To be used in rare ocasions, when even the word cunt, bitch, or whore can't describe her.

cunt bitch whore

Gee whiz Justin, isn't my ex Alicia a real coose?

by Dedalus October 19, 2004

cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.

{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.

by Dodqe September 24, 2010

closed circle

meaning that the hooker you wanted to fuck is fucking someone else!!!

B.J.:weren't you going to the buss stop to get that hooker?
Dave:I was,but it was a closed circle deal.
B.J.:Too bad,man!!

by mwiz March 4, 2015

closed loop relationship

An intimate relationship of common understanding and agreement among three individuals, usually where two persons are married or similarly bound; where individuals may be heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual; and, where all individuals remain faithful and exclusive to each other.

Unlike a ménage à trois, a closed loop relationship ("clr") is typically a long-term relationship that involves a third individual as a functioning, participating partner. Also unlike a ménage à trois, intimacy is not the sole motivation and serves as complement to the relationship. Individuals in a clr may live together, though this is not typical. At the fringes of a clr is the situation where one participant is a committed participant in another relationship, such as being married.

by thraipse July 23, 2010

Closed relationship

A relationship where two people agree that they want to be together and are together already but not officially(with labels) and promise that they wont see other people. This is commonly promised during unofficial relationships.

More towards a promise for staying together in their relationship till the end.

Defined as a promise

Jacob: What are we then?
Jeelay: We're in a closed relationship, its the opposite of an open relationship
Jacob: Okay..promise?
Jeelay: Promise.

by Chiyen November 21, 2016

cooked

A protean term that is used to convey an evaluative judgment of a thing or a state of affairs. Something that is "cooked" may be very good, very bad, or somewhere in between. The adjective may readily carry further nuances, depending on the context.

The word otherwise does not lend itself to exhaustive definition in the abstract. Its meaning in any particular situation – or whether it has a precise meaning at all – depends heavily on the speaker's subjective purpose. Ascertainment of that meaning requires considering the use of the word in its broader conversational context.

"Oh man, that class was so cooked."

by Commercial realities November 15, 2019