mr. cooper

Your average math teacher. Is married and has 2 kids

Mr. Cooper: Your average math teacher. Is married and has 2 kids

by Ghftdd January 29, 2018

Cooter BRown

Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."

"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"

by MCH1 January 16, 2009

cooter punch

Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame

Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.

by thesircus January 10, 2009

cooper union

Noun. Of or refering to a monastary in the Himalayas replete with bitter study and no girls.

"No, I haven't gotten laid in 2 years. I go to Cooper Union"

(understanding murmurs voiced, someone offers to buy you a drink)

by Dice To That May 25, 2005

cooter dip

this refers to a female, typically a large butchy athletic type, who enjoys using chewing tobacco in, or around, her vagina (cooter). The method of administiring the chewing tobacco is usually chew "pouches", though it is not universally the case.

Jennie Finch's vagina was sore and pruned after leaving her cooter dip in too long during her softball game.

by Tompo "Cheeeeeeeese" Smith March 27, 2009

cooter!

1. a proper slang term for vagina.

That girl got a tight cooter!

by daniel olivares October 5, 2006

cooperstown

A drinking town with a baseball problem.

Lets go to Cooperstown to see the Cardiff Giant...

by lennonite June 14, 2006