hooker cooker

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.
-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.
by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009
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Tommy Cooker

During WWII in North Africa, German soldiers in the Afrika Korps referred to the British they fought against as Tommies. By late 1942 the introduction of the Panzer V or "Tiger I" changed the battlefield. The Tiger was able to destroy all British- and later American- tanks in a single shot. German troops then began to refer to the tank as a Tommy Cooker.
"Did you hear about that battle near Kasserine Pass? Man, those Tommy Cookers made short order of the American positions."
by iAmJimmyHoffa July 22, 2009
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pressure cooker

n.
An atmosphere or situation involving distress, anxiety, agony, etc.
May also be a term for a "shrink."
- High school is just a pressure cooker unless you get involved.

- A pressure cooker fishes for answers through a series of questions.
by Karl Morris May 4, 2006
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Pressure-Cooker

When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.
Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.
by Diaper8 February 2, 2023
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pressure cooker

while showering, you lather your partner in soap then bust a massive rippling fart. While you quickly exit the shower, you turn up the hot water leaving your partner to cook in the stinky steam while they rinse off.
Alex: lather up hun......pfFFFfttt
Mel: aw nasty, you just turned this into a pressure cooker!
Alex: ha ha ha peace
by navibrator January 28, 2011
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Slow Cooker

Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .
I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats
by Pro skills February 7, 2020
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Rice Cooker

1) a car with no unnecessary modifications such as no racing stickers, no fart cans, no euro lights, no big spoilers, no fake conversions and no ugly body kits. Same as a tricked-out car with no unnecessary modifications.
2) a car that'll beat a riced-out car. Any car that is a rice cooker, but it's not the same as a riced-out car. Rice Cooker cars are such as Muscle cars, Imported cars and Domestic cars.

This was made by me from last year. When I first heard it from the original rice cooker. I just thought up that a rice cooker will "cook" a rice car. I laughed when I say it and it was awesome that a tricked-out car or "rice cooker" will beat a riced-out car. Really it's not a riced-out car. It's a tricked-out car that everybody likes.
"That rice cooker was a mean machine, I'll tell you what. This thing will beat the crap out of the ricers!"
by Overdriven January 7, 2005
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