Convention Lollipop

A con-goer who is extremely attractive but is lacking in the areas required for an on-going relationship. Used for flirting, showing off, and possibly sex at the convention only. You may use the same convention lollipop over several years. Similar to arm candy.

That dude had the most beautiful body Fawn had ever seen, but the intelligence of a gopher. No matter, she'd found her convention lollipop.

by The Blanket Monster July 31, 2010

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dachshund convention

A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.

I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!

by Senator Sexy September 15, 2007

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Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity

damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.

by <3Weed October 20, 2009

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Geneva Convention

American toilet paper.

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?

by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009

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Convent Girl

A girl attending a convent school (usually referring to St. Joesph Convent, San Fernando). Some may have an American accent (that is questionable since they live 3000 kilometres from that continent). they posess a very high superiority complex and a sterotypical 'convent girl' is as follows: lightly skinned, fake accent, rich, can be seen surrounded by a bandwaggon of 'pres men' (their brother school), blonde mentality (although they do posess enough brain cells to get them into that school in the first place. this is the definition of a stereotypical convent girl, obviously this does not apply to all.

boy 1: whhheyyy look at that white girl with the nice ass!
boy2: yeah boy...yuh hadda know a convent girl when yuh see one, she ass wasn't always like that!

by Xxrolls_eyesxX October 31, 2010

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