contradiction

The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.

That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!

by octopod November 9, 2003

Contradict

Someone who is retarded and agrees with insults towards onself.
An often at times insults oneself in front of large crowds of people.

Nick- "Quit doggin on Kobe"
Marco- "Im doggin on Kobe"

Juliana- "I hope your penis shrinks"
Marco- "If it gets any smaller it will disappear"
Juliana- "Dang foo you just contradicted yourself"

by Drum Master69 May 2, 2011

Contradict-the-implied

a form of putting words into someone's mouth by disagreeing with what you think another has suggested rather than what they've actually said, usually in a very exaggerated way

"Can you take me to the mall real quick, Jen?" asked Ron. "I'm not your slave here to serve you," said Jen. "Oh brother! Another contradict-the-implied statement. I never said that."

Wendy's made the contradict-the-implied statement of a typical stern parent: "Can I have a couple bucks for a new video game." "Money does not grow on trees and this is not a playground, young man."

George's contradict-the-implied statement really pissed me off. After I asked him if he wanted to see a movie together, he yelled, "I'm not the movie wizard who was brought here to go to the movies with you, Cindy."

"Want to hang out today?" I asked Ron. "I do too have a job and a life," he retorted with some snotty contradict-the-implied statement.

"I'm not a pervert with a toe castle and fungus in my room," said Andy when I asked if he would rub my feet. "Quit making contradict-the-implied statements. I never said that."

by sdfsdgfg August 1, 2008

Contrabass

A contrabass is a large European stringed instrument that belongs to the viol family. It produces deep (and very low) notes with a rich sound. It's lowest note is the E string (although this can be lowered even further with the help of a C extension or an additional string) which is the equivilant of the E two octaves below middle C on piano. The contrbass is common (although not nearly as common as a cello or violin) in jazz or classical pieces, although does not go very far in many other genres. Generally, the contrabass plays the harmony and is rarely given solos.

Contrabass belongs to the string family and reads in the bass clef.

by Vyxyn December 8, 2010

contrapack

A carrying device, usually in the form of a backpack, that stores contraband.

"Did you see what was in his contrapack? He had a 40, joint papers, lighter, and eye drops!"

by PDXSam September 23, 2007

Contramercial

When an event or decision appears controversial, but is in fact done purely for commercial gain.

"A pair of twins won the Miss America contest this year."
"Contramercial."

by Bec Whish March 12, 2008

Contrabar

Contrabar is a imaginary Llama with two girl owners. He has wings. He is awesome. He is the best.

OMG Contrabar is the best Llama ever!!

by patunya March 11, 2017