constipation

When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea

constipation is not your friend =(

by not gir October 9, 2006

Constitution

1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.

The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.

by AnyoneButBush '04 August 30, 2003

constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

by Ian January 13, 2005

constipated look

Any facial expression, intentional or unintentional, that makes it look as if you're constipated or have diarrhea; HiDrNick. See synonyms at HiDrNick

Goliath gave me a nasty, constipated look when he came out of the bathroom.

Ted's constipated look caused his teacher to resign and take up a job as a stuntman.

by Shenanigans3 April 6, 2008

constipated

1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.
2- Kinda feels like giving birth out of your ass.
3- Hurts like fuck.
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.

James- "Holy fuck! My crap is like, stuck up my ass!"
Mom- "Really? How does it feel?"
James- "Like I'm giving birth to a brick!"
Mom- "Force harder then!"
James- "But my ass is gonna like, tear or something."
Mom- "Oh well, not my problem that you are constipated."

by Hitler (yes i am female) February 11, 2009

word constipation

When a word or group of words is on the tip of your tongue, but you can't get them out.

Kyle: "Why aren't you talking?"
B.J.: "I'm suffering from a little bit of word constipation."

Kyle: "You still haven't said anything."
B.J.: "I'm word constipated, damnit!"

by bj and kk December 9, 2007

Constacrack

Where the human butt crack is always showing, even when said person is standing up straight.

Did you see Alice the other day? Man she had a bad case of constacrack.

by Albatoss February 18, 2011