Scottish constipation

When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop

- I got that scottish constipation it's gonna be a long night👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

by Pushing poops July 25, 2021

emotional constipation

the inability to express one's feelings despite a sincere effort or desire to do so

That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.

by Michael Jameson July 18, 2007

credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.

Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!

by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010

constipation

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.

Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.

by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2017

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010

brain constipation

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to

Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation

by Zosia & Mugen May 12, 2011

Sexy Constipation

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011