Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

Constructive Complement

When someone gives you a complement that also helps you.

"Alright, people. I'm only looking for constructive complements on my performance as a boss."

by Toaborox13 July 5, 2016

Constafunk

A person that walks around stinking like armpits butt cheese and dookie bootie..

Man Daniel was here, It still smells like a bathroom at Wrigley Field.
Daniel is always in a state of constafunk.

by Magical Mayhem July 9, 2017

Constructive Trolling

When you give feedback to someone is a passive-aggressive way, often using sarcasm to put the point across. Very often in a way you wouldn't talk to someone in the street unless they are of diminutive stature. The end game though is to encourage a change of behaviours or procedures rather than just an act of cuntism.

It's about time someone said something, he may have sounded harsh but at least constructive trolling gets the point across.

by Dj4beat July 27, 2018

Constructive racism

A form of racial harassment used to defuse an awkward situation and/or to lighten a dark subject

Dont be annoyed because it is just some constructive racism.

The KKK hate black people but they like chocolate so why dont we just thwm chocolate men

by Gumby gumberson November 15, 2018

construction site hot

A female that is on a construction site, lumber yard, supply house etc, that looks extremely attractive but it might just be the surroundings. They may be an attractive female but the lack of other females to compare to makes them hot by default.

Man, I saw this chick at the lumberyard the other day, smoking hot. Saw the same chick at the grocery store… Not so hot, she’s construction site hot

by Puddyhead February 22, 2023

Curve Constructor

A student who you know no matter how hard they study will always fail the exam thus contributing to the curve

Damn bro, this exam is about to be rough. At least Jake is in the class, he's an absolute curve constructor

by eyrup February 26, 2020