A person who blames all of his/her problems in life on the liberal media.
Susan is such a conservative! She thinks her cat died because of Dan Rather.
by TheEye5000 November 20, 2004
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someone who likes to say "I'm not a racist, but...(insert racially insensitive comment)"
"I'm conservative but not a racist, but black people..."
by Monkk May 20, 2007
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Someone who actually has intelligence. Antonym: Liberal.
A conservative knows what would help humanity as a whole, while a liberal doesn't know anything except bitching about Republicans, and smoking drugs.
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The right way to be. This is what you are or what you become if you really care about saving America. Conservatives care about the moral fabric of society, our children, family values, the influences and culture of society, education, healthcare, the defense of our nation, and so much more.
by Republican Warrior April 18, 2005
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The political party that saves the United States from the brain disorder that is liberalism.
the conservative party wants to keep the US the world power. what do the liberals want?

the liberals want to take my money, that i worked hard to get, to give to that drug addict on the street who dropped out of high school in 9th grade at the age of 18.

the liberals want to protect the deer in alaska so we don't drill in ANWR for oil that we need. (they don't want us taking the foriegn oil. so where should we get it?) the tundra is like a 4000 square mile frozen parking lot. i don't think the deer will mind.

the liberals want to take 2 equally qualified high school graduates and put the black one in a college because he's black. wow, we've really come a far way in civil rights.

the liberals want to pull the troops out of the middle east. Newsflash, they attacked us first, like Pearl Harbor. Should we just sit idly by and get attacked again? No, these people will stop at nothing to kill all Americans. Somehow they forget that.

liberals, sit back, leave the adults in charge please.
by fngh June 17, 2006
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