1. n. greatest man who has ever existed; barbarian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian
Conan swung his mighty sword.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.
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Get the Conan mug.Probably one of the only bands that will admit their lyrics are cheesy. With everything from cheer chants to spunky pop beats, Cobra Starship is the band that makes you smile, laugh, dance, and sing along all at the same time. With members Gabe Saporta (lead singer), Alex Suarez (bass), Ryland Blackinton (guitar), Victoria Asher, knows as Vicky-T, (keytar), and Nate Novarro (drums), this is most likely one of the most lyrically hilarious yet true bands of our generation.
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The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
Example 1.
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."
Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."
Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
by frankBRILLIANT! January 31, 2009
Get the Jimmy Conrad mug.cobra starship is a band. they started in 2005 with their album 'while the city sleeps we rule the streets' they became famous either because of their remake of hollaback girl (hollaback boy) and/or because of the song bring it (snakes on a plane) that gabe saporta (singer) sang with william beckett of the academy is..., travis mccoy of gym class heroes a maja ivvarson of the sounds. there second album was released in 2007 called ¡viva la cobra! which was origonally going to be named if the world is ending im throwing the party but they decided to used ¡viva la cobra! instead.
by kaytlin h April 19, 2008
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