conk bat

when one has sex with another, but at the same time they are being bonked by the person. this is good if you're a masochist

"conk bat me"

A: "i conk batted amelia the other night, it was pretty fun"
B: "really dude? thats awesome!"

by catboygogy69 November 1, 2020

conk out

when a person has no energy left and falls asleep.

turn the lift off im gonna conk out

by devine August 19, 2003

Conk Out

British slang. Meaning

1)To suddenly stop working.

2)To suddenly lose consciousness/fall asleep

My SatNav just conked out!
Don't let her mix weed and booze or she'll throw up then conk out in the middle of the lounge
I was halfway through my twelfth Jaeger Bomb when I conked out

by GManIOM February 12, 2018

Conk Creet

A word to express joy and appreciation of a thing or action
Also, to be Conk Creet is to be solid or fully defined.

*person finishes his new shed*
person2 dam that is Conk Creet Baybee
person1 slaps knee

by yank0h May 2, 2021

conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

Conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.

She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

Conk thirster

Someone who really wants to suck conk, a penis

Someone who really wants to get down on their knees lift up a skirt and shove some schmeat down their food shoot.

When they saw how big the femboy's conk was they became a Conk thirster

by Anarchon March 16, 2021