conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly

"I should be conked up"

by kerfluffy October 26, 2017

Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024

Conk

Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell

Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck

by minene69_69 March 23, 2024

conking forum

Common ground with an animal

The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.

by Anonymoususer6 July 23, 2019

Conk

A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.

example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.

by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023

conk

when you get bonked in the face by a cock.

Person 1: Pulled out his junk, and the next thing I knew, his dick slaps me in the face!

Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao

by conk master March 28, 2021

Conked

"Conked" meaning the most scuffed thing you have seen.

basketball player: "Bro the 3 pointer was so conked"
Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"

by Karen_killer_420 April 26, 2021