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confuding

When your brain be so confused you can't think straight to even remember your own name, who you are as a person, or your time period.
Matt: Dude, Inception was so confuding I thought I drove a carriage here and best friend was named Winston when I walked out of the theater.
Winston: 'Tis jolly. Let's go ride home
by GooeyGrownMan June 6, 2023
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Confusinated F***

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010
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Mad confusing

When your homie says no homo before saying some really gay shit
Homie 1: "yo no homo, but i would deffinitely like, fuck you dawg"
Homie 2: "yo man you acting mad confusing rn"
by Nibbaboi January 23, 2020
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and often confusing

A word used to describe bafflement
Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!
by hahaha July 22, 2003
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Confusingness

It means when something confusing confuses u too much so that ur then confused
It’s too much confusingness for my poor wee heart to handle
by Lauripops26 June 17, 2018
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confusingly clear

How it feels when a Woman breaks up with you
She has made it confusingly clear that we are through.
by sheriff jon August 9, 2018
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Confusing

Wow that was so confusing
by Straykids:) November 23, 2020
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