A state of chaos, disfunction, and confusion.
(Somebody who causes a Confuckous is know as a confucker or shit disturber)
(Somebody who causes a Confuckous is know as a confucker or shit disturber)
by Sabre things✌ October 22, 2013
Get the confuckous mug.The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
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Get the Confuckery mug.Meaning the Act of being Confused: Cannot understand, misunderstood, not clear.
This word is from the Ancient sayings of The Triple A-K,
As that wise man once said, "I am the Confucious"
This word is from the Ancient sayings of The Triple A-K,
As that wise man once said, "I am the Confucious"
"I am Confucious"
by Kaaaton June 23, 2020
Get the Confucious mug.The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1
You: Confuckermation!
Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!
Example 2
That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
You: Confuckermation!
Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!
Example 2
That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
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