Cone

Get fucked over repeatedly or have something get worse- Because unlike getting "the cock", cone just keeps getting wider.
"Man, first the boss gave us a shift on the long weekend, now he made it 15 hours long, we're getting cone."
by Rageaholic October 14, 2005
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Coning

The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
by derpsalot August 31, 2010
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coned

Completely and utterly owned. The third level of ownage: owned, pwned, CONED.

Absolutely pwned - the person that has been owned can't say anything back when he got coned, just hang his head.
Coned, Conage

After killing 5 guys and taking no damage in an online game, he unleashed the conage.
by Conage The Barbarian December 29, 2002
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cones

The amount of pot you put in the conepiece (thing you put the pot in to smoke it) when you smoke it.

I think this is a bowl in American slang.
After about 4 or 5 cones I just can't be fucked going outside.
by od April 22, 2003
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coneing

modern sport that involves placeing parking cones in public roadways in order to disturb the flow of traffic.
I am going to go coneing on Thornebrooke Rd. tonight.
by Shannanaganz February 05, 2009
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cones

A word used when someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Derived from a line in the Wedding Singer when the limo driver was given a hard time for running over cones in a test drive.
They were cones!!!
by That's What She Said! January 15, 2009
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coneing

Part I: The act of driving aimelessly around one's hood to find big orange construction cones, then preceding to take turns sprinting out of a vehicle(while still moving), and throwing the dirty cones in to the vehilce.
Part II: Writing messages on the "replaced" (not stolen) cones and popping a few of them on a person's yard/doorstep of extreme dislike or like, ringing the doorbell and peeling out. Coneing can include second rounds of replacing the cones later in the day if they are taken down. Done in groups of four or five.
I'm bored and still a little and buzzed from last night...lets go coneing and then pick up some Denny's.
by dyl82089 June 20, 2007
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