Cone

Someone who is below average at any endeavor they decide to involve themselves in.

That kid is such a fucking cone.

by Scelf AKA Dickson Machado December 26, 2024

Cone

(v.) To cone -

To betray, let down, fuck up, or screw over.

Leon: Did you hear that Duck had to stay home from school today? Apparently he got food poisoning.
Chuck: Yeah, he fucking coned me. We’re presenting our group project in econ today and I don’t know shit about consumer demand trends.

by Art Otay says It's Okay May 19, 2025

Cone

Cone; A slang term used for a woman's vagina

"I love a tight cone."
Or
"Oh my God, did you hear about her cone? Apparently it looks like a dropped flapjack!"

by Hayhog May 27, 2025

cone

another word for dumb

“ this cone ahh yn tried to check me “

by tkbihhh October 3, 2025

cone of shame

The plastic cone-shaped protective collar that a veterinarian puts on a dog or cat to prevent them from licking or pawing at an area of their body while it's healing from an injury or surgery. Also referred to as an Elizabethan collar (or e-collar), because of its similarity to the collars worn in Elizabethan dress.

Sherpa isn't enjoying being with the other dogs at the dog park today. You can tell he's embarrassed wearing the cone of shame that the vet put on him after his injury.

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

Cone spastic

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

Cone o'clock

The special time of day when you're about to sink a fat cone/bowl.

"guess what lads? It's cone o'clock!"
"fuck yeah, wait a sec so I can pack one"

"Excuse me young man, do you know what the time is?"
"Ummm ..."

*looks at wrist*

"yeah it's cone o'clock"

by dr_habib February 7, 2018