the concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

I met this crazy chick last night and she wanted to make the concoction

by chronic tacos April 15, 2014

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

conclusionist

Someone who accuses people based on bias judgement and with no solid factual evidence.

1) Davis: Hay fagot.

Dug: How am I a homosexual?

Davis:.....

Dug: Conclusionist.

2) Mark: Your cheating on me!

Julie: How am I cheating on you?

Mark: John comming over everyday?

Julie: He is my twin brother.

Mark:....

Julie: Conclusionist.

by Shockdragon February 22, 2013

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you

I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!

by spideyskin February 22, 2022

Conception day

A party, celebrated in some parts of northern austria and southern germany, meant to celebrate the conception of someone. Usually celebrated smaller than a birthday or not at all, it is often an event in a familiar setting where sometimes the parents even give a quick speech.

Hey man, you going to Martins conception day?
Sure Ill be there

by Germinator21 December 27, 2022

Conception day

Conception day, colloquially known as C-Day is a day celebrated in northern austria or southern germany, to honor a friends conception. All it usually involves is some friends, maybe some stories and food.

Yo, you coming to my Conception day this year?
Sure man, wouldnt miss it

by Germinator21 December 27, 2022