A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11
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Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets
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A fixed value. In Algebra, a constant is a number on its own, or sometimes a letter such as a, b or c to stand for a fixed number. Example: in "x + 5 = 9", 5 and 9 are constants. If it is not a constant it is called a variable.
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Get the Julia Constantelos mug.The constant by which any number used in a sentence must be divided in order to be realistic or accurate. The exact level of the constant depends on the speaker's tendency to exaggerate.
"I know Pamela said that she took 550 shots of tequila last night, but when you divide by the Pamela constant she really only had 2."
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