Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.
Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
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