Compulsive Texting Disorder

(Also known as CTD) When you send text after text to someone with any thought that enters your mind, regardless of whether they respond to any of your texts or not. Even when you realize that this is what you're doing, you are helpless to stop yourself.

Friend 1- "I've sent him five texts and he hasn't responded to one of them."

Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."

Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."

Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"

by Charlotte's Tangled Web August 4, 2008

Compassion Hawk

A mohawk that you can wear in a corporate environment, because you donated your hair to a co-worker who lost her own hair due to cancer

Why does Sarah have a MoHawk at work? It's Ok, Thats a compassion hawk...check out Cheryls new wig isnt it stunning.

by Bleach for Blood February 22, 2011

compassionate conservatism

A phrase coined by the Republicans for the 2000 presidential election in an effort to divert focus from the fact that in recent history the party had not been known for its compassion. Thus, a camouflage over reality, a diversion of attention from unflattering fact, a ruse, a marketing gimmick to cover up a weakness by asserting that you actually have the strength when you don’t.

“In his Inaugural Address, the President called on Americans to become citizens, not spectators. Since that time the President has used compassionate conservatism as his governing philosophy as the Administration has moved to tackle some of society's toughest assignments, such as educating our children, fighting poverty at home, and helping poor countries around the globe.”

by Bill Garnett July 22, 2004

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.

Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009

compassion fatigue

A reluctance to give donations to charities raising funds for natural disasters such as the aftermath of the Tsunami, the S Asian Earthquake, Hurricane Katrina and other natural disasters. These events appear to occur with increasing frequency and so the public become weary of constantly being called upon to donate funds to help the needy.

This is also accompanied by a feeling that funds given in the past have been mismanaged through poor administration and other factors: therefore there is little point in making a donation as it will never reach those who need it most.

Roger was suffering from compassion fatigue when he watched another appeal to help the victims of the S Asian Earthquake. This time, he decided, charity begins at home. He went out for a few drinks down the pub.

by w00fdawg October 13, 2005

Compassionate Conservative

One with mostly conservative views but who wants to differentiate themselves from the more hard-line conservatives of old.

Robin Williams: Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

by nycemt83 July 21, 2007

convulsions

What some (and only some) women experience when brought to orgasm by really, really large penises. They start shaking and can't help but make the most earthmoving shrieks and sounds, while their bodies contort and the rush of pleasure is almost too much for them to handle.

He tied me down spread eagle on the table and forced orgasm after squirting orgasm out of my small, quivering frame. The convulsions in my vagina were so strong that i was pumping out my juices all over his rock hard, 9 inch long, 6 1/2 inch circumference cock.

by Joe8991 April 13, 2007