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No Comprende

No comprende is a illegal immigrant worker who, by his own claim, does not understand.

Eyewitnesses claim that he did not comprende.

His vocabulary consists of two words, no, and comprende.
Student- Ahh my legs! Somone call 911! *falls over* Help Me!

No comprende- No comprende

Mico- You wake up like this papi

No comprende- No comprende
by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011
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Comprehension

beyond comprehension of human mind
by admirer85 June 15, 2019
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comprendes

its spanish for 'know what i mean?'
yes, you can have a polish dog, but we put a
"special ingredient" in it, comprendes?
by beejabeeja January 22, 2007
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Compression shorts

Athletic underwear that look like shiny boxer-briefs and are supposed to function the same as a jockstrap (support/protect the testes) but don't. Fit awkwardly and strenuous activity causes your junk to move around which leads to lots of awkward adjusting. Have become very popular with young men around the country who wouldn't be caught dead wearing a jockstrap in the locker room, even if it men't wearing something as uncomfortable and ineffective as Compression Shorts.
Teammate: Yo, no one wears jocks anymore bro. You need to hit up some compression shorts. Shit be stylin. Yolo.
by maximim July 26, 2012
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Cincinnati Compressor Station

When one has received a minimum of 5 Cincinnati Compressors they achieve the status of Cincinnati Compressor Station.
Yo I finally made my room mate a Cincinnati Compressor Station last night.
by More Pimp Smoker September 19, 2009
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comprehen

Comprehen is street slang for “do you get it?”

Origins: a mutation of the age old saying “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” e.g.
“Da egg come pre hen or what?” Often used to see if the other person in the conversation is on the same wavelength and understands what you’re saying and in agreement. This has become shortened to “comprehen?”
“Yo comprehen right?”
“Da egg man, am totally wija bro”
by Baggage Handler January 9, 2018
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Newpark Comprehensive School

Secondary school located in Blackrock, Co. Dublin, Ireland. It is world famous for it's snowboarding teams. In 2015, 69 students died when a flock of ostriches that escaped from Dublin Zoo stampeded through the building. The school is also known for its excessive use of drugs and it's bacon factory located in the sports centre.
"Hey John why are sucking Bill's dick? Are you gay or something?". "No I'm from Newpark Comprehensive School".
by I Think I Caught Berkels October 17, 2019
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