commiserbate

A practice, often enacted by single people together on Valentine's Day, of masturbating while commiserating over the lack of romantic or sexual prospects.

Invite her over to commiserbate about the lack of a romantic valentine.

by Olivia Wheeler February 14, 2010

get busy commitee

a band from l.a. really good too

i just bought the get busy commitee cd and i love it

by tizzle dogg November 11, 2010

Committed

An act of dedication to someone or something

When I married my husband I committed to him for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part

by Lovecowboys May 24, 2016

Committee of Vaginas (The COV)

The female group in which your girlfriend consults with and confides in. This can also be known as her "circle of friends". There are some cases in which the boyfriend may over rule the committee. The committee generally communicates via cell phone, text messages, face book, Myspace on all major decisions that most likely will affect the boyfriends life.

"My girlfriend and her Committee of Vaginas (The COV) met on saturday and decided to go on a trip to North Carolina in August instead of May."

by SupermanfromTampa April 6, 2009

itty bitty kitty committee

A group of small, very young kittens, often depicted in lolcats cutely performing activities generally reserved for adult humans. Alternatively spelled itteh bitteh kitteh committeh.
A feline parody of itty bitty titty committee

The itty bitty kitty committee is plotting a surprise attack on their mommy kitty in 3,2,1....

by meow2u3 May 22, 2009

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A squad only for females with itty bitty titties.

"I heard Becky is trying to join the Itty Bitty Titty Committee"

by LiterallyIronic June 8, 2017

Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.

College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?

by Adelphian January 26, 2014