cameren

The sexiest of all gods able to pleasue any women with just a look.

Damn, did you just cameren that bitch?

by Ladyvulpine December 20, 2016

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 1, 2009

Tutto compreso

From the Italian meaning all inclusive. In American parlance it is used to mean everything and nothing at the same time, but mostly nothing. When, for example, there is so much/too much that it becomes meaningless or useless.

I have every iPad app known to man, but most are pretty useless. Very tutto compreso.

by Munmunword April 18, 2011

Gotcha Covered

A fictional retail outlet specializing in all weather outdoor covers for boats,campers,RVs,collector cars and now offering panties for extra large ladies.

I'm going to Gotcha Covered to buy the old lady some "bloomers".

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

comprehentious, comprehentiousness

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.

Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.

by boB Harvey November 6, 2003

Cameren

A Cameren is so special. If you have a Cameren in your life, respect it and cherish every moment with him. A Cameren will steel your heart with his smile first, then his sense of humor and lastly by his charm. A Cameren loves deep, so make sure you’re sensitive to his feelings and actions. A Cameren will always be honest. A Cameren can lack patience, he’s such a deep thinker and incredibly smart that he lacks the patience to wait for you to come to the realization he already did. But, be patient with a Cameren, because he doesn’t wear his heart on his sleeve and in order to get what’s really on his mind, you need to show him love and attention. A Cameren always has your back when it makes sense to him. Love a Cameren deeply and never let this man go. He is blessing your life with his presence. Just love a Cameren.

I just love, Cameren. He’s so cute and funny.

by ShortyDuWop February 9, 2022

Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.

I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.

by rustytbone December 13, 2009