commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 1, 2004

Combover

Man. If i was old and had a really big beer belly. glasses and spelled like cabbage. i would totally sport a combover. Combovers are awesome.

A combover is when a guy trys to hid his hair loss by taking one portion of his hair and combing it over the patch of lost hair.

I look into the mirror.
and tell me whos that funky dude starin' back at me?

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005

corboner

the erotic sensation you get when interacting with a sexually appealing person after 2 months of corona-lockdown

Oye mate! Karen just bent over and I instantly got a corboner!

by Schorsch May 28, 2020

eyebrow combover

Leaving some of your eyebrow hairs long so you can comb them over the bare spots in your brows.

Those bald spots in my brows makes me look crazy. So I just do an eyebrow combover.

by ToastNY May 7, 2017

psychological combover

Kidding oneself. Pretending something is true when it isn't.

Saying "50 is the new 30," is just a psychological combover.

by Pookyduke373737 June 11, 2017

19TH COMBINED ARMS

An absolute unit of Indiana gigachads nicknamed “The Red Hoosiers” that love to get jacked on caffeine and get shit done.

These 19th Combined Arms gigachads keep on sipping caffeine and killing their opponents. One of them just hit the naenae on top of our teammates body!

by Yertinator June 23, 2022

word to your mother and father combined

An emphasized variant of the phrase word to your mother, but in the form of a friendly insult. Limited in use, mainly by geeky technophiles.

*Player to opponent, after winning a game of Axis & Allies (total victory condition)*: Oh, you just got owned! Word to your mother and father COMBINED!

by isaacw January 22, 2009