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colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!
by RichKid91 August 3, 2008
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cooter snooter

One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.
Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.
by Jimbo Strokenbalz November 11, 2007
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Colfersexual

The (sexual or romantic) attraction to Chris Colfer.
person 1: "How do you feel about Chris Colfer?"
person 2: "He's so hot, I'm totally Colfersexual."
by 801-chan June 22, 2011
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Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
by chillwill123 March 26, 2009
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Double Cooter

When an obese girls fat makes a secondary vagina over the existing one with the excess jiblets.
aww man that bojangles ate too much bacon and got a double cooter
by norcal ninja July 8, 2006
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dude cooter

(noun) a man's anus.

See dirt star or Ruby Red Star Fruit.
No, thomas, I will not insert my meat stick into your dude cooter. Go ask adam.
by tyrone the genie April 2, 2010
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cocky cooter

by Knowledgeable chick June 24, 2017
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