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Color Guard

The group in school who spin flags, throw rifles, and toss sabres. A group that gets no recognition what so ever
"Sorry I can't hang out today, I have color guard practice till 9"
by Culliotu May 7, 2018
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Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"
by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008
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Radio Free Colorado

Radio Free Colorado is a great online Classic Rock radio station. They play Pink Floyd, The Who, The Rolling Stones, U2, R.E.M., Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and all the great Classic Rock songs from the 1960's, 1970's and 1980's.

RFC plays many Live in Concert, Rare and Hard-to-Find song tracks.

Radio Free Colorado is privately run and doesn't play any commercials.
Radio Free Colorado streams Classic Rock in 192 kbps MP3 5.1 Channel Surround Sound Format. Simply Awesome.
by Radio Surfer October 20, 2009
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Colorado Kool-Aid

A) Well, it's a can of Coors, brewed from a mountain stream. It'll set your insides on fire and make your kidneys scream. Sure is fine.
B) A song by Johnny Paycheck, one of the original outlaws of the 1970's, featured on his 1977 album "Take This Job and Shove It."
"Hey barmaid, bring us all a tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid."
by ghostofniggermeeks August 2, 2013
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rose colored glasses

Seeing the world or past events as only pleasant and happy.
You're looking at the past with rose colored glasses
by Venus Taylor May 30, 2005
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Colombian Surprise

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.
My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.
by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013
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Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.
by Glitternacht May 15, 2014
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