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friend collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.
Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral
by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008
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collateral

1. Additional, coinciding, occurring at the same time, secondary.
2. Killed babies
civ. They've bombarded a hospital, and killed a dozen babies.
media A hostile facility was attacked, small collateral damage has been reported.
by Maangras May 23, 2009
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Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.
Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015
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Collateral divorcage

Harm done to innocent bystanders by the explosive dissolution of a long-term relationship.
My friendship with Naomi didn't survive the split between Mary and me. She was collateral divorcage.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 15, 2017
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Collateral Flow

The fallout from a positive lateral flow COVID test. Collateral flow can range from frantically calling restaurants, bars, friends and family to alert them of your result, hiding yourself away and getting people to do your food shopping, or to doing not an awful lot. The latter likely would not apply if you're not bothered for COVID, then there is no collateral damage.
"Having COVID sucked, but what was worse was dealing with the collateral flow."

"I tested positive on Monday, and have been dealing with the collateral flow all day today."
by Sandyminge March 30, 2022
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Collateral damage

sacrifices made for the greater good
Breeze overcooked the Totino's and couldn't wait to scarf them, the burnt roof of her mouth was simply collateral damage for the delicious pleasure of pizza bites.
by Dale Jordache November 15, 2016
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masturbatory collateral

An unnecessary piece of printed material (often expensive and elaborate) created solely to inflate someone's corporate ego or impress business partners.
Frank: Did you see that $150K brochure Bob had made?
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.
by Mirmaid Blue December 23, 2009
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