confused meme

That moment when the avocado was not in the refrigerator.

The confused meme surprised everyone.

by TosterOven January 29, 2017

confused colonial

When a student at one college wears clothes supporting another college.

Look at that confused colonial wearing a Harvard shirt when we go to LSU.

by SadestPotato October 23, 2017

Confusex

Philosophical sex guru

I have a new mantra during sex after meeting with a Confusex.

by TobiaSH January 4, 2019

Confused Scope

A person who confused scopes will use a sniper rifle, but instead of aiming down the scope, or quick scoping, like sniper riffles were made for, they aim down the sights while rapidly moving the left anolog stick every-which-way, resulting in either a one hit kill or a hitmarker, despite the fact a majority of the time the cross hairs miss the target. Then when somebody uses a sniper riffle for what it was meant for and look down the scope or quickscope, the people who confused scope yell at the player who looked down the scope or quick-scoped and scream "I WAS GOING FOR A CONFUSED SCOPE". Confused scopes are a good way to make your friends angry, right after they yell "Make it a nice killcam!".

Demetre- "Make it nice"

Everyone-"Yes"

*FINAL KILL*

Demetre-"JACOB!"

Jacob-"It was a confused scope!"

Everyone-"Oh that's okay then."

by poppa dad March 11, 2011

Dazed and Confused

The best Led Zeppelin song next to Stairway to Heaven. This song has amazing drumming by John Bonham, a good bass performance by John Paul Jones, fantastic vocals by Robert Plant, and of course awesome guitar by the famous Jimmy Page. The song is nearly flawless and the lyrics are good too. The middle of the song totally changes pace and then it blends right back into the main song.

Been dazed and confused for so long its not true

by Matt F September 1, 2004

confused

Having no idea,not accepting the facts

Adam stauffer confused about his marriage with Alise stauffer, and there new born baby girl.

by Dr. Treymond March 27, 2009

confusement

The alternative, lesser known (even by the OED) term for the act of causing confusion.

The man walked backwards into the shop, causing great confusement

by jjme29 March 14, 2008