The Da Vinci Code

A book written to show how little we know about religion. Very good book. By Dan Brown. Its a mystery about the holy grail and da vinci.

The da vinci code rocks

by daniel July 12, 2004

Dress Code

Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash

Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage

Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo

Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"

by David From Austin September 22, 2007

Dianela code

Can’t date any of her best friend

She is loyal

And thic

And hot

I can’t date you it against the Dianela code

by Jackson Miller January 6, 2019

Dress Code

A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.

Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded.
Person 2- The dress code stinks!

by lexi4567 September 15, 2021

the da vinci code

A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Club is talking about how fake it is right now.

Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!
Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.
Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!

by Stan Lightsaber May 31, 2006

Additions to the Dude Code

I. When sending a pornographic link over IM, appropriately tag it sfw or nsfw.

II. Never admit to a dude's chick the existence of the dude's porn collection.

III. When you lend a dude's chick some money, the dude is responsible for reimbursement, even after he breaks up with the chick.

IV. If you're ever so lucky to find nudie pictures of a dude's hot girlfriend, you are obliged by the Dude Code to, in all discretion, share them with other dudes. (note: via e-mail or IM only!)

No example for additions to the Dude Code.

by tdskate June 17, 2009

the davinci code

The Davinci Code is a book written by Dan Brown, though not using his own imagination. It is inspired by, and partially based on, two books written before his "work of art". It is a factually incorrect novel, put on the fiction shelf for a reason.

From the first page of the Davinci Code, you are hit with a lie wrapped in truth's clothing. Dan Brown creates this 'secret society' hidden by the Vatican, to be seen as a horrible and awful group. In truth, this secret society did exist - but not to commit crimes. Their goal was solely to help people in the way Christ would have wanted them to be helped, but in secret. They didn't want to make a name for themselves.

Second, you are lied to by having the "fact" that the Dead Sea Scrolls were found in 1950 and they contained secrets about Jesus, shoved down your throat. First of all, the Dead Sea Scrolls were found in 1947 and have NOTHING to do with texts called The Nag Hammadi (containing what is called the "Gnostic Gospels" by Dan Brown). Second, the Dead Sea Scrolls were written ONE HUNDRED YEARS BEFORE JESUS LIVED. How could these texts contain ANY information regarding Jesus' life?

Next, read the Nag Hammadi before you believe that they have anti-Christ-divinity writings in them. They only proclaim and renounce the divinity of Jesus, not denounce.

Also, the people who wrote these texts were BEFORE Constantine (the emperor who legalized Christianity). They were not of great influence - they risked their lives to share God's love.

Dan Brown wrote a good book. His facts were just very, very, very off. If he did his proper research, he wouldn't have even written the novel. It's too ridiculous when you sit to think about it.

The Davinci Code is a work of art, and fiction. Not a work of history, and truth.

The Davinci Code is less credible than Biblical Texts which it attempts to denounce and discredit.

by sketchxartistxcomposite May 22, 2006