cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.

Yuks is a cockblocking legend.

by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009

CockSuckingT-bagingTakingItUpTheAssFag

see counter strike player or nerd

you fags

by eat dick May 30, 2003

cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.

Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.

by thesilverduke January 4, 2021

Clocksucking Omega Male

A male in a group who is least likely to take initiative and who waste tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result do to the lack of intellegance, confidence, and common sense.

Montgomery Andrew A. is a clocksucking omega male.

by Ubersexual Guy November 21, 2010

Cockbrocking

Similar to cockblocking, but different in that the parties involved are both men, and the cockbrocker prevents these two parties from hanging out or otherwise interacting with each other.

Tom: Dude, I was gonna hang with James last night, but his girlfriend got pissed and ended up cockbrocking him.
Dan: That sucks, man.

by greatspaceadventure November 5, 2012

cocksuckingclassic

Something you always like and go for everytime, because you dont want to try anything new.

Bobby: Yo lets go get some good beer at the store.
Bryan: Okay, im down.
Bobby: So many options! what should we get?

Bryan: Idk lets just get Sierra Nevada Pale ale! Bobby: Cocksuckingclassic right there!

Bryan: Sounds good!

by wordboiz September 11, 2014

Cocksuckingmanfuckingshitheadcuntknob

A politician..

The Houses of Parliament are just full of Cocksuckingmanfuckingshitheadcuntknob's

by Peter Files November 19, 2016