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cocksmith

a person (usually male) that is an arrogant, abusive, and inconsiderate dickhead; an unrepentant asshole or poster-child prick.2)A master asshole
That dude dating Tiffany is a real cocksmith.
by John Trimpe September 16, 2008
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cocksmithe

a man who is good at getting laid, or if said as a insult to a man... one who loves the cock
"I went out with rusty last night and he is quite the cocksmithe."
by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008
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Cocksmith

Someone who likes the cock, is confident with the cock, or possessing special talent with the cock.
Ewwww, look at the way she works that cock! She must be a Cocksmith!
by Matt Greiner February 4, 2009
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Cocksmith

People who deliberately abuse the English language to mask the fact they cannot spell or form sentences at a third grade level.
English isn't that hard of a fucking language to type in. it's the only thing most American kids will ever learn to type in. Yet they consistently fuck it up. is it because it's easier to type like a lazy fucking dumbass, rather than occasionally misspell a word and have your balltongueing highschool friends think you're stupid? Cocksmiths. They hammer flaming hot cock all day.
by noboost August 4, 2008
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cocksmash

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.
Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!
by tfd September 12, 2004
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cocksmash

When somebody is lieing down, another person winds up their fist from a far distance and smashes it down on the other's groin in a natural motion.
"I was just laying there in my sleeping bag, and he threw down the cocksmash! My balls hurt!"
by Sandwich487864354 August 15, 2008
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Cocksmith

a man or woman whom works with metals and penis's on a daily basis, including such chores as molding and creating brass or steel penis's
She was so good I could have sworn she was a cocksmith.

That guy is such a homo he should be a cocksmith.
by Nalon February 2, 2008
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