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traffic clot 

A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.
I would have been to work on time had it not been for the traffic clot on Main Street.
traffic clot by scottster July 25, 2006
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Cottage Clot 

Damn, Niki got some nasty ass Cottage Clot.
Cottage Clot by AlexdaKing February 25, 2009

The Blood Clot Foundation 

The Blood Clot Foundation (BCF) is a group of friends who have done just about everything that there is to do in life.

BCF consists of members J-Train, Ghetto Child and, Chooltz.

They've produced their own rap album, wrestling show, and much more.

Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/bcf_online/
Guy A: "Did you see The Blood Clot Foundation Rap battle last night?"

Guy B: "No because they were wrestling last night stupid."

Random Girl: "Ghetto Child is so attractive"

what the blood clot 

Jamaican slang similar to saying, "what the fuck?"

See blood clot, and what the fuck.

It is also a song by Method Man, and referenced by Atmosphere in his song, "Hockey Hair."
"Herb got my wig fried like a bad perm, what the blood clot, we smoke pot, and blow spots
You wanna think twice, I think not"

Jizz Clot 

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
Jizz Clot by nonkatt August 17, 2011

Register Clot 

A person who continues shopping even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.
(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".
Register Clot by Russell H December 26, 2008