Expression used when someone got so close to accomplish something... but didn't really accomplish it.
Let's say you think of a number from 1 to 100 and ask someone to guess that number... You thought of 83 but the other person says 84... And then you say "Close, but no cigar".
This expression comes from a Golf tradition... If you're playing golf with your friends and instead of working the ball into the hole with a few drives you make it in a single play... you're friends are supposed to buy you a cigar after the game...
Let's say you think of a number from 1 to 100 and ask someone to guess that number... You thought of 83 but the other person says 84... And then you say "Close, but no cigar".
This expression comes from a Golf tradition... If you're playing golf with your friends and instead of working the ball into the hole with a few drives you make it in a single play... you're friends are supposed to buy you a cigar after the game...
- Guess who I took for dinner last night?
+ My sister?
- Close, but no cigar.
+ Who then?
- Your Mama.
+ My sister?
- Close, but no cigar.
+ Who then?
- Your Mama.
by birk123 June 7, 2007
When a consenting adult human with a penis double fists anally and vaginally a consenting adult human with a vagina while the fistee blows the fister. i.e 69ing but with consensual double fisting ;)
Trenton: Did you hear that Tammy and I completed a closed circuit last night?
Jake: Really?? You got both fists in there? Wow man I’m impressed.
Trenton: It took a lot of prep but it was worth it at the end, all out of lube though…
Jake: Really?? You got both fists in there? Wow man I’m impressed.
Trenton: It took a lot of prep but it was worth it at the end, all out of lube though…
by sea creature of the mist July 3, 2021
someone you enjoy spending time with they relate to you feelings and support you. They talk everyday when you need them for whatever they are there it's a give and take kind of relationship respect and a listing ear.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019
when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.
My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.
by Mr.Herbert May 13, 2006
by kolibeilfuss August 14, 2022
The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.
Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!
by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005
a term that is often associated with the infamous Habbo raids by the 4chan website. they closed the pools due to Aids and Stingrays (some times StingrAIDS) that the pools contained
by The great panzer of the lake August 29, 2018