cled

verb. the act of severely beating someone with an insulin pump.

"benji, if you make one more diabetes joke, i'm funna cled the shit out of you!

by rileymoore July 4, 2008

your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

Cledwyn

One of the coolest guys you will ever meet.

"Have you seen Cledwyn? That guys the best!"

by anonymous July 9, 2021

mason called his sister thick

When mason called his sister thick.

Remember the time mason called his sister thick.

by Boocetastic November 5, 2017

Si Cled Var

When legendary singer meat loaf dies at the age of 74.

Chad: Did you hear about si cled var?
Michael: Yeah bro I was so depressed

by FettyWaps#1fan January 21, 2022

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021

caledonia

the name of scotland before it was scotland.

during the roman invasion of brittania a wall was built by the emperor hadrian to represent the northernmost point of the empire. it still stands to this day near the modern border of england and scotland. beyond the wall - caledonia. it comes from 'caledonii' which was the name the romans gave to the tribe of 'wild men' they encountered numerous times over nearly four centuries that occupied the lands north of the wall. no one knows what this means or why the name was applied to the people. they have been written in history by the romans as ...."red haired and tall with large limbs". they had a passion for battle, went naked into combat and painted themselves blue with intricate designs. warlike and fearless the caledonii, believed to be of celtic origin...earned a reputation with the roman empire. to such an extent that a great wall was built...seperating the roman province of brittania from the kingdom of caledonia. the capital of caledonia was on the banks of the river ness, inverness. the word survives in the form of the caledonian canal and inverness caledonian thistle football club....but the word is used all over scotland for many things.

by man eilean dubh September 12, 2006