The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
by Black Knight17 January 16, 2008
Get the Clive Owen (Smith)mug. by Mark March 16, 2004
Get the clive munchermug. to play any Card game with more than one person and acting harmless so people over look your threat while moving in for the kill in other words being a sneaky git
by n1kon May 15, 2008
Get the do a clive kellymug. by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020
Get the clive named fivemug. A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.
Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.
Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
by Mofiggie February 5, 2023
Get the clive walker brownmug. The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
by Buggeroo September 12, 2017
Get the Clive's Tim Tam Slammug. Verb
Dry Humping: When a person is super horny and goes up to another individual, either in a public or private setting and begins thrusting with their lower body onto the other person's genatalia.
Means of showing attraction while fully clothed
Dry Humping: When a person is super horny and goes up to another individual, either in a public or private setting and begins thrusting with their lower body onto the other person's genatalia.
Means of showing attraction while fully clothed
Jenna: Did you guys fuck?
Sally: No I was on my period so we just clived.
Dude 1: That joint is so hot at the bar.
Dude 2: I'll give you 5 bucks if you Clive her.
Dude 1: Bet.
Starts humping crazy joint at the bar, Dude 2 venmos 5 bucks
Sally: No I was on my period so we just clived.
Dude 1: That joint is so hot at the bar.
Dude 2: I'll give you 5 bucks if you Clive her.
Dude 1: Bet.
Starts humping crazy joint at the bar, Dude 2 venmos 5 bucks
by Cliving n' Jiving March 26, 2019
Get the Clivemug.