Night clinger

When your girlfriend is low-key clingy but waits until it’s dark out so that she can blame the clinginess on you.

Boyfriend: relaxing
Girlfriend: relaxing
(Sun goes down)
Girlfriend: attacks boyfriend

Boyfriend: babe, you’re such a night clinger.

by Deeptot June 2, 2018

Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.

Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."

by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021

Bowl clinger

A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.

That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.

Gross.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

Slow-clinger

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).

"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"

by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015

Clinger

A turd that doesn't quite make it into the water but instead clings on to the side of the bowl

The janitor went to clean the bathroom, but when he looked inside the stall there was a clinger on the side of the bowl.

by Big bad Zeus November 6, 2020

Clinger

A dab that holds on for dear life. It’s gonna take a couple succs to get through this one

Bro just faced a clinger !!

by Intellectually inclined September 14, 2022

cluster clinger

the most hated and loved item in firtnite

I just found cluster clingers

by ya boy hypickel February 20, 2024