Climbing Together

Within the context of rock climbing:
The awkward non-date that most males will misinterpret as a romantic encounter because of the one-on-one nature of climbing, inside or outside.

Note: This misinterpretation goes both way.

Dude, I think she likes me. We're climbing together on Saturday at Lover's Leap!

by DylanSchiff January 20, 2013

Climax

Obviously this means what the teacher asks for when y’all read a story and she’s talking bout plot. What y’all be thinking bout

“David shoved it up Kia’s entering and she let out a yelp. He kept thrusting as Kia moaned out David’s name. ‘Don’t stop, don’t stop! Ugh, oh I think I’m gonna, I’m gonna... ahh’ David creampied Kia.”

Teacher: So kids, what was the climax of the story
Kia: I think it would be when David and I came 😳

by DaddyMints July 24, 2020

climax yodeler

A climax yodeler is a woman who makes yodel-like sounds on climax: a climax yodeler.

When you press Stephanie's button, she's a real climax yodeler.

by Louisiana Tiger January 15, 2020

Clamo

(Noun) One who is tied down by a significant other - their clam - and who is classified as a pussy, or whipped in a relationship.

Keith in room 512 is a fucking clamo.

by brian83273736372926 February 2, 2009

climb into my cart

An expression used by men usually born around 1930 in Australia to describe going to bed

Well good night everybody, I'm going to climb into my cart.

by bolman January 6, 2010

Desperacity Climax

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012

Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020